Cred sent me a gift box on signup (Parody)

[Lordkk]

Rec'd just today
Box is beautiful
Contains,
1 kilo aloo,
100g dhaniya,
1 sabji masla
10g chaipatti
1 spoon kayam churn
10g jeera
1 botal daru
1 packet bhuna chana
This much I got
Khane pine ki chij ac'hi h baki bech dunga  

--- photo mat maangna
daru aur chana mai kha gaya
Baki ki photo khichne mai aalas aara Bro

Faltu thread bana ke point bana raha hun

 

[Walter White]

Rec'd just today
Box is beautiful
Contains,
1 kilo aloo,
100g dhaniya,
1 sabji masla
10g chaipatti
1 spoon kayam churn
10g jeera
1 botal daru
1 packet bhuna chana
This much I got
Khane pine ki chij ac'hi h baki bech dunga  

--- photo mat maangna
daru aur chana mai kha gaya
Baki ki photo khichne mai aalas aara Bro

Faltu thread bana ke point bana raha hun

Bandra me 1 flat bhi toh diya tha Cred ne. Vo kaise bhul gaye. 😜

 

[Strange]

Rec'd just today
Box is beautiful
Contains,
1 kilo aloo,
100g dhaniya,
1 sabji masla
10g chaipatti
1 spoon kayam churn
10g jeera
1 botal daru
1 packet bhuna chana
This much I got
Khane pine ki chij ac'hi h baki bech dunga  

--- photo mat maangna
daru aur chana mai kha gaya
Baki ki photo khichne mai aalas aara Bro

Faltu thread bana ke point bana raha hun

 

[Lordkk]

Bandra me 1 flat bhi toh diya tha Cred ne. Vo kaise bhul gaye. 😜

Wo batane me aalas aara Bro

 

[Abhishek012]

Faltu ke spam karne k liye, kala pani ki saja sunaya jayega tumhe jald he.

 

[Lordkk]

Faltu pe spam karne k liye, kala pani ki saja sunaya jayega tumhe jald he.

Jaha bhi bhejna pahle address bata dena taki main cred me naya address update kar dun. Kya pata phir kuch bhej de

 

[Walter White]

Faltu ke spam karne k liye, kala pani ki saja sunaya jayega tumhe jald he.

Aapko toh SBI Card wale Bangladesh ka visa lagva ke denge. CB card ko misuse karne ki saja.

 

[Deleted member 27665]

Rec'd just today
Box is beautiful
Contains,
1 kilo aloo,
100g dhaniya,
1 sabji masla
10g chaipatti
1 spoon kayam churn
10g jeera
1 botal daru
1 packet bhuna chana
This much I got
Khane pine ki chij ac'hi h baki bech dunga  

--- photo mat maangna
daru aur chana mai kha gaya
Baki ki photo khichne mai aalas aara Bro

Faltu thread bana ke point bana raha hun

Ghar mein ek aur CRED account open kar lo..... CRED bawarchi bhej dega khana banane

 

[ashwink]

Didn't they sent Gutka 🤮

 

[Lordkk]

Didn't they sent Gutka 🤮

Wo to mai kha gaya.

 

[ashwink]

Wo to mai kha gaya.

Bolo Juba Kesari

 

[techt]

Didn't they send mutka to spit that gutka?

 

[Dragon_slayer]

Cred actually sends gift box on signup. They send to me, it includes a diary and thank you note

 

[Lordkk]

Cred actually sends gift box on signup. They send to me, it includes a diary and thank you note

kewal do item mila.Chat masala flavored condoms nahi mile. So sad!