How to invite trouble in life? 🐍

[Aniket]

Ek girlfriend banao... Uske sath kuchh tufani karo aur usko apne sare card details aur registered number usko de do... Raat aur din dono tufani...

Ek din ke liye inko hi assume kar lo na 🤣

 

[deep@vie]

Life acchi chal rhi hai.
Kis bank ka account ya credit card apply karun ki life ki watt lag jaye?
Neend udd jaye, kangal ho jaun,
RBI mera PAN card cancel kar de....

Aisa kuch batao ki life me naya thrill aa jaye bc ... 😎😁😝

Yesterday one facility manager & one member of cult Panchkula asked me if we should get married or not.
This thread came to my mind straight away that everyone is looking for trouble in life except me🤣

 

[deep@vie]

Marry a wrong girl and you life will be a rollercoaster

Marry any 👧, you don't have to specify wrong here🤣

 

[theda]

Ek din ke liye inko hi assume kar lo na 🤣

Bhai wo kida hai hame kidi chahiye

 

[vijay.vj]

Marry any 👧, you don't have to specify wrong here🤣

Hehe... if you end up with wrong one... entire family will enjoy roller coaster ride

 

[mortye0]

Life acchi chal rhi hai.
Kis bank ka account ya credit card apply karun ki life ki watt lag jaye?
Neend udd jaye, kangal ho jaun,
RBI mera PAN card cancel kar de....

Aisa kuch batao ki life me naya thrill aa jaye bc ... 😎😁😝

Check your credit score on BankBazar site/app for once. Go for it, I dare you... I double dare you

 

[SSV]

Marry any 👧, you don't have to specify wrong here🤣

So, a=b , b=c then a=c
Hence any girl = wrong girl !
Sorry, girls!!

 

[deep@vie]

So, a=b b=c then a=c
Hence any girl = wrong girl !
Sorry, girls!!

In most of the cases, they'll ruin your piece of mind for smallest of things that you don’t even notice or know it exists.

 

[aniplox]

Hdfc me account khulwao (woh bhi online).

 

[hellobois]

Ek din etne log like kar jayenge .....
Moderator bhi post promote kar jayenge ...
Maine socha na tha ....
Hmm hmm hmm hmm.. ...
Lalaa lala Lala la lalala ....
😬😝😁😁🤣🤣🤣

 

[hellobois]

Marry any 👧, you don't have to specify wrong here🤣

Experienced lag rhe hain saaarr .... 😝😝😝😉

 

[hellobois]

Check your credit score on BankBazar site/app for once. Go for it, I dare you... I double dare you

Done and dusted. Bank bazar to tuccha site hai, Mera data 15-20 sites pe hai, aaj hi ek Banda sbi ka bolke call Kiya, maine bola ki mere pass already hai, wo samne se bola - accha ... Aap wahi hain kya sir jiske pass 2 SBI cards hain, ek cashback aur dusra SimplySave aur aapko sirf LTF cards chaiye.
Maine bola - yes, same guy.
Socho Mai kitna famous hun ki ye log meri aawaj pehchan lete hai. 😝😝😝😝😝

 

[Sahilhenzy]

 

[hedgehog2122]

Ye thread chal kyu rahi hai samajh nahin aa raha

 

[FinoGuy]

If married, get a GF.
If not, get two GFs.

Some more advanced people do 2nd one first and convert it to 1st one. Hits more harder. Xtra maja

 

[hellobois]

Ye thread chal kyu rahi hai samajh nahin aa raha

Kuch baten bas Dil me aati hain, samajh me nahi ... 😝😝

 

[FinoGuy]

If married, get a GF.
If not, get two GFs.

You will find neither time nor money nor peace nor neend. All the best.

I hope, aunty is not on this forum.. Hence the confidence😎

 

[FinoGuy]

Ye thread chal kyu rahi hai samajh nahin aa raha

1. Sabko life mein trouble chahiye OR
2. Sabke life mein trouble hai already

 

[DaDarkkNight]

Kuch baten bas Dil me aati hain, samajh me nahi ... 😝😝

Samajh mein bhi toh ana padega na dost, exam me aise prove kroge ? Dil mein aya toh shi hi hoga?

 

[DaDarkkNight]

Samajh mein bhi toh ana padega na dost, exam me aise prove kroge ? Dil mein aya toh shi hi hoga?

Thik se samajh k batao fir se