ICICI Bank Saving Account not opening- First Part

[raghu.rokda]

Please release second part also, it's very interesting ..

Chaaro part aayenge……mera baada hai aapse

Yaha sabka patience ka test hai

 

[asm07]

There are total Four Part which i roll out one by one (keep updated)

As many requested received by our community members to open the thread regarding the incident so now I open this thread to shared the successful incident of opening offline ICICI savings account

I am not allowed to open account online because I already hold a icici account 3 years earlier which is closed due to re-kyc 😟
(Kyc not updated with bank within one year so my account is automatically closed)

I explained Step by step process (if any mistakes find please correct me)

There are only 4 ICICI Branches in my city

5 February 2024 :- I visited Ist branch(main branch) for opening salary account (not saving)but there is no CASA employee (3 in that branch) present in the branch at that time so they gave me number of one of a casa employee & said contact him to open salary account..

Then i call him immediately but he is not picking up my call( i called thrice)

Then I immediately visited next nearest branch ( 2nd Branch) which is newly opened, only three employees present there..

So I talked to one of them, he checked my joining letter, then he called another employee who opened salary account but he is not picking his call..,So he give contact of that employee to me who didn’t pick his call…but he is also not picking my call, then that day i do nothing & back to my home ( socha 2 number aa gaye hai call p baat karke kaam ho jayega)

Then after comes to home I searched contact number of 3rd Branch on google (because those two are not picking up my call) which I found then i called on that number which is a lady

Then that lady give me another number of another employee who opens salary account ( which later comes to know that he is a employee of 4th Branch )

Then i called that fourth person , he asked who gave you my number to you, I said XYZ mam gives me number & saying contact him to open salary account, then he said “ ok sir send me your joining letter, after checking letter he said I visit your home tomorrow to open account.. I said ok”

Next day he is not come to my home so I called him again then he said “sir open account online,it’s simple,mai call p hi apka account open karva deta hun”

Then i tell him all shit why I can’t open online,
Then he said “ sir visit your old ( 1st Branch ) branch & open that closed account

Then I said closed account cannot be opened but “he kept telling again & again open ho jayega sir bank toh visit kariye”…I said ok because i m happy to hear that my closed account will be opened…

Then on same day I called on all numbers which i get during this journey


NEXT STORY IN SECOND PART ( Released on 20 April )
KEEP UPDATED

(Sorry bhailogon bhavnao ko samjo bahut jyda lamba ho jayega thread)

Ye to weekly episodes wala web series nikla

 

[BhaiyaJi]

Sorry for jo chahte the aap, bo ni mila apko

 

[Shubham Yadav]

Raghu

Second part ki date toh bata do

Kaha kaha thread dundenge

 

[BhaiyaJi]

@Shubham Yadav ko Rokda bhai ke saath ispe ek postcast karna chahiye.

 

[raghu.rokda]

Raghu

Second part ki date toh bata do

Kaha kaha thread dundenge

Sab likha hai

Phir se padho 😂

 

[its_karan]

@Shubham Yadav ko Rokda bhai ke saath ispe ek postcast karna chahiye.

 

[doraemon]

Alt Balaji walo ke ads aayenge ab lagra

@doraemon @shinchan @varun__goel_ @#aniket @Shubham Yadav

Bhai ki webseries aagayi hai

 

[Chhota Bheem]

Chaaro part aayenge……mera baada hai aapse

Yaha sabka patience ka test hai

Any new character entry other than account opening person? expecting some mass performance to accomplish the task ..

 

[doraemon]

Bhai ekta kapoor se bachke rehna
Aur copyright karwalo

 

[raghu.rokda]

Any new character entry other than account opening employee? expecting some mass performance to accomplish the task ..

Yes ABM, BM have main roles ..

Comes along with home verification & many much more things to reveal in upcoming part

 

[ashwinkashwink is verified member.]

Swagath nahi karoge hamara 🤣😎

 

[Shubham Yadav]

Swagath nahi karoge hamara 🤣😎

 

[doraemon]

Mera to 10k wala aasani se khul Gaya tha
Meri school ki fees ICICI branch mai jama hoti thi
2 saal se aana jaana tha har mahine
Mam se ek baar pucha bhi tha ki account kitne mai khulega mam boli 20k min wala hai


Mai har mahine puchta tha🙂

Mam ko samjh aagya ki mai garib hu par account kholne ke firak mai hu
Ek din mam boli chalo sir aap 10k wala khol lo bas maintain karna
Maine okay bol diya
Account khul gaya
🙂😄

Filhaal account minus mai hai😂

 

[BhaiyaJi]

Swagath nahi karoge hamara 🤣😎

 

[Shubham Yadav]

Mam ko samjh aagya ki mai garib hu par account kholne ke firak mai hu
Ek din mam boli chalo sir aap 10k wala khol lo bas maintain karna


Filhaal account minus mai hai😂

isiliye vo nhi khulwa rahi thi

chuna aakhir laga gaya use 🤣 🤣

 

[raghu.rokda]

Swagath nahi karoge hamara 🤣😎

Hey prabhu…..apka hi intezaar tha

Koi अपसब्द na bole uski jimmedaari aap ko saupta hun 🥹

 

[doraemon]

isiliye vo nhi khulwa rahi thi

chuna aakhir laga gaya use 🤣 🤣

Bhai maje maje mai khol liya tha ek saal khub use Kiya
Tab to kuch pata bhi nahi tha ki rewards wagarah bhi milte hai

Then one fine day mujhe rupay offer ka pata lag gaya
😂

 

[ritwik2000]

@raghu.rokda

 

[Trust Me]

Yes ABM, BM have main roles ..

Comes along with home verification & many much more things to reveal in upcoming part

Yes ABM and BM to make new character entries in an ICICI web series, ... and to have main roles as well ?!!!

Are you shooting for a recruitment call from Ekta Kapoor by any chance ?! 🙂
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