Launching Axis Bank TedBundy Banking program

[Deleted member 27665]

Yes milti hai.. Unlocks on spends on 50k per second only

Ambanis bhi isko 🙏 kar denge

 

[SmartyAadi]

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What is this. Legendary sticker.. Bhaisahab.. Kaash Mai bhi Sumanta sir jitna gareeb hota.. Yaar

 

[VasukiVasuki is verified member.]

What is this. Legendary sticker.. Bhaisahab.. Kaash Mai bhi Sumanta sir jitna gareeb hota.. Yaar

Induslnd exclusive bolke
Pionner dc dikha rhe the video me 😂

 

[SmartyAadi]

Induslnd exclusive bolke
Pionner dc dikha rhe the video me 😂

Kaun? Ye kya hota hai.. Itne bade shabd nahi sunne bhai.. I am the poor in the this language

 

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Kaun? Ye kya hota hai.. Itne bade shabd nahi sunne bhai.. I am the poor in the this language

Maine v British encyclopaedia khol k dekhi

 

[SmartyAadi]

For anyone who got confused that this was a real post, all you had to read was 'Expert RM', waha hi khatam ho jaati hai baat.. Kya yaar

 

[SmartyAadi]

Maine v British encyclopaedia khol k dekhi

Woh kya hota hai.. Shayad credit Pedia ka bhai hai

 

[Deleted member 27665]

Features -

1. Expert RM
2. TedBundy Debit card
3. Wealth Detergent services
4. Pre approved Axis Chargeable Credit card

Benefits -

1. BOGO offer on BookMyShow. Buy 1 Get one free for the price of 2. We care about you *T&C apply
2. Complimentary Airport lounge access at airports (Twice per lifetime)
3. Meet & Greet services - Our RM will greet you exactly at 7AM each day to remind you to invest in the best investment products
4. Annual memberships of the Axis Magazine, Axis Invetments
5. Free CIBIL report check every day (Downloading CIBIL report is complusory) T&C - Each download is charged only 999
6. Insider trading tips and asset hiding ke ninja techniques
7. Devaluations will be done every month to keep a reality check and also to prolong your life by making you laugh

Debit card features -

1. FIrst time in India feature - Devaluation of Debit cards
2. 2 Edge Reward points per 100rs. Capped at 20ER per Lifetime

Pre qualified for KatiNus for Ted Bundy
Benefits -

1. That's for you to find out, if you do find any, let us know so that it gets covered in next devaluation

TRV Requirements -
MAB - 250k$ only



Overall Rating -
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RM khoobsurat hui toh BOGO offer mein movie ticket + candle light dinner free RM ke saath.... applicable twice per month & subject to due diligence.

 

[plastikman]

मुरैना Lounge mein entry milegi kya?

Nahi, Nimrana only 😀

 

[plastikman]

For those who didn't get the Ted Bundy reference -

Ted Bundy - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[VasukiVasuki is verified member.]

RM khoobsurat hui toh BOGO offer mein movie ticket + candle light dinner free RM ke saath.... applicable twice per month subject to due diligence.

 

[SmartyAadi]

RM khoobsurat hui toh BOGO offer mein movie ticket + candle light dinner free RM ke saath.... applicable twice per month subject to due diligence.

No. That is only for KatdiNaTumriNAS program

 

[SmartyAadi]

For those who didn't get the Ted Bundy reference -

Ted Bundy - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Finally someone who got it! 🤣🤣

 

[plastikman]

Finally someone who got it! 🤣🤣

Wow, USP of this card is that when it is swiped, another card gets devalued 😀 Serial devaluer card 😛

Ye accha tareeka hai apne card ke value badhane ka, simply devalue others 🤣

 

[SmartyAadi]

Wow, USP of this card is that when it is swiped, another card gets devalued 😀 Serial devaluer card 😛

Oh yes. I think you're Amitabh Chaudhary sir.. Thanks sir for sharing this info. I missed it 💀🤣

 

[Deleted member 27665]

Wow, USP of this card is that when it is swiped, another card gets devalued 😀 Serial devaluer card 😛

And when the card is swiped, credit transaction will take place instead of debit transaction.

 

[SmartyAadi]

And when the card is swiped, credit transaction will take place instead of debit transaction.

Yes for bank side you're talking na🤣🤣

 

[plastikman]

Oh yes. I think you're Amitabh Chaudhary sir.. Thanks sir for sharing this info. I missed it 💀🤣

Fortunately I'm not 😀. But ye yaad aaya -

 

[Krishna Kumar]

Just imagine these guys sponsoring IPL... Might devalue one over to 4 balls and 10 wickets to 6 wickets

 

[SmartyAadi]

Fortunately I'm not 😀. Be ye yaad aaya -

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Sir abh Mera kya hoga sir.. How will I make it in life to ever get approved for Khunas credit card 😂😂🤣