I only shared a handpicked list of merchants that I’ve personally blessed with my divine verification. Because clearly, I have nothing better to do than audit every single merchant in existence. And Park+? Oh, my bad—I don’t use it, so I guess it just doesn’t exist in the realm of legitimacy.
But hey, if you’re so desperate for validation, why not just throw some money at a transaction and wait like the rest of us peasants? It’s just a month of suspense—no big deal, right? So simple! So elegant! Problem solved. 🙄
Note: reply written by A.I