Bajaj Finance agents call me every day at 10:30 AM from a different number each day. I block their numbers, but they call every day from a new number. Today, as usual, they called me at 10:30 AM.
Agent: Hello Sir, aapke name pe ek pre approved personal loan ka offer hain, mujhe bas aapke kuch details chaiye loan application process karne ke leya aur paisa aapke account main hoga.
Me: (I decided not to disconnect the call). Mujhe abhi koi loan ka requirement nahi hain, I'm not interested.
Agent: Sir, offer bohot he badiya hain, abhi koi requirement nahi hain, bhagban na kare Kal koi requirement aa jaye. Aap loan lake rakkho, Kam rate pe mil raha hain aur pata nahi kal yea offer hoga ki nahi.
Me: kya aap aaj, kal ke leya khana kha sakte ho?
Agent: Sir, iska kya relation hain loan ke saat.
Me: Pata nahi kal aapko khana mile ya na mile... aaj mil raha hain, aap kal k leya kha lo... main kal k leya loan le lunga.
Agent: Okay, sir, thank you for your time.