Private Banks:
HDFC Preferred: Salary Account
ICICI Wealth and Privilege: I asked for an upgrade from Privilege to Wealth but the branch guy didn't know the process (as he told me, I think he would get incentives for a new account). Use it to park funds, free daily CIBIL, and very long-term investments. Got a great RM.
IndusInd Exclusive: Parked Liquid Funds and made some FDs. Have no-fuss add-on family accounts. Branch guys are useless but phone support is good.
SBM Private Wealth: My brother wanted me to try this while I was in Kolkata. Non-Existent support, don't even try, I mean not even their PNO. Free Debit card though. Will close this next time I am near a branch.
Yes Prosperity Prime: Keeping it cuz Zero balance. Somehow the best support I have received in my life, maybe it's just my home branch but damn they help me like I am family. (Is there any way to upgrade it to premia or Yes First as I already have a Yes First Exclusive Card)
IDFC Wealth Select: RM is a nice lady, helped my brother with some stuff and asked me to open a Wealth Select account with a 5L IP cheque; couldn't say no. IDFC is very tightly/centrally controlled though. Can't close cuz I find confrontations very difficult.
PSU Banks:
SBI Regular Account: The First Account, was opened a decade ago, needed it for the scholarship, and stood in line for 5 hours to open it. Won't close because of nostalgia.
BoB B3 Silver: UPI account. Kotak 811 is not available on Permanent/Aadhaar address.
PNB Unnati/Regular Savings Account: The Branch Manager is a family friend. Again not good at confrontations. 500 MAB cuz Rural Area.
SFB (Interest rates):
Rule of thumb, never cross more than 4.5L
Fincare Priority Savings Account: Best interest for sub 5L balance. Has given me more than 50k in interest till now. 101 is the best account, I opened it offline and got stuck with Priority.
AU Value Savings Account: 5k MAB, will close the debit card. Digital account was not available for my PIN code, this was next best.
Ujjivan Classic Savings Account: 5k MAB.
If anyone has any idea about the Yes bank account upgrade do let me know.
Edit: Even a non-confrontational guy like me has avoided axis like plague. The most dispicable employees I have ever met. Dante's Inferno talks about moneylenders being sent to 7th circle of hell, he was talking about Axis bank employees.