Satirical Post by an redditor about ULIP and infinia

[MONEY]

Today came across a post on reddit by a user who was fedup by one of the notorious RM on reddit who honey traps innocent people with the greed of getting them infinia if they do investment.

 

[SSV]

Btw, Just out of curiosity, which ULIPs in your views are performing best? I have seen Aditya Birla ones performing well in long run

I can tell this only after a year or two.. I am relatively new to Indian markets.
My expreince with HDFC is only under one year ... with ULIPs under 5 months...
But I am from Finance and IT background.. I can grasp things quickly

 

[Slayer]

probably forgot to add about all the girls that are chasing him now.

You mean bitches and hoes?

 

[SSV]

SSV YT channel when?

Namaskar dosto, aaj mai aapko HDFC ko exploit krne ki mast scheme bataunga ...
Bane rahein mere saath

Not now... I need to do a few things to establish in Indian markets first, It will take a year or two before I can think of these things..

 

[Infamous]

As Banks exploit customers, we need to exploit them from our stand point of view...
I will explain all this , in my ULIP update with numbers ( facts) in about 45 to 60 days in a sperate thread...

If we're giving them business, we need something in return. That's the only way it works, there's already millions unaware of how much banks profit from them.

 

[Slayer]

If we're giving them business, we need something in return. That's the only way it works, there's already millions unaware how much they profit through them.

Waiting for HDFC stock price to stay stagnant while ICICI becomes numba wuan private bank in terms of mcap 😌😌

 

[Infamous]

You mean bitches and hoes?

You could put it that way, lol.

 

[Infamous]

Waiting for HDFC stock price to stay stagnant while ICICI becomes numba wuan private bank in terms of mcap 😌😌

They're they one's to blame, can't help.

 

[Slayer]

They're they one's to blame, can't help.

I want that to happen 🙏

 

[imdjay]

First of all, they will debit your amount first and then offer policy and then infinia FYF.. by the time you get infinia it will be almost 30 days…

What if the policy is not a ULIP but a fixed investment plan. and I get the card within 30 days. Then I can cancel the plan. Right? 😀

I believe. Once you apply for the card and they get you the approvals. Even if you have not received the card, you can cancel the investment. They are not going to take away those exceptional approvals.

 

[Harry1]

Wrong title. There is no satire. It's called appreciation 😜.

 

[Infamous]

I want that to happen 🙏

wouldn't be surprised if that happens, ICICI is ahead in a lot of banking realted aspects, according to me.

 

[SSV]

What if the policy is not a ULIP but a fixed investment plan. and I get the card within 30 days. Then I can cancel the plan. Right? 😀

I believe. Once you apply for the card and they get you the approvals. Even if you have not received the card, you can cancel the investment. They are not going to take away those exceptional approvals.

may be.. someone has to take one for the team and update us...
Probably you take the lead masterji... 😉

 

[shivamk]

I want that to happen 🙏

Let me buy HDFC shares

I applied for Go IPO and GMP dropped from 50 to 10

 

[imdjay]

may be.. someone has to take one for the team and update us...
Probably you take the lead masterji... 😉

Sure . .

 

[Slayer]

Let me buy HDFC shares

I applied for Go IPO and GMP dropped from 50 to 10

I think that is a -69 iq move

 

[shivamk]

I think that is a -69 iq move

Buying HDFC shares or Go Digit IPO application?

 

[Slayer]

Buying HDFC shares or Go Digit IPO application?

According to me both 😌 😌

 

[0xfallup]

If you can wait for 10 years minimum and if you have decent knowledge about how the markets work, you will be minting money .. this is a super investment option for a long term investor among in your mix of various other investments…

Super investment option .. just wow ser 😲

 

[shivamk]

According to me both 😌 😌

Hmm, I realised this. I thought Go might be a good issue, but looks like I need to study the market better

 

[Slayer]

Hmm, I realised this. I thought Go might be a good issue, but looks like I need to study the market better

Stoodie balanc sheet and all ez also always wait till last day to sapply to check gmp and sub rates