Man instead of fighting them, lets go step by step
Saam(Intelligence)-daam(Money)-dand(Punishment)-bhed(Espionage)
You have tried Saam(samajh). Lets go with 'daam' for now. If you have a few lakh in other account (say 1-2L or more) or ask your family members for 10-15 days loan and tell the BM that you will transfer the amount but you need a way to take out cash in emergency. You opened Queen account because you got to know that only this account in India provides two debit cards. See if this helps. A friend of mine had success with same, he just gave a 3L IP cheque and they just asked him what to choose in computer while applying.
You can take your money out the day you get the cards.